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The Chimes
The Student News Site of Biola University

The Chimes
The Student News Site of Biola University

The Chimes

What I did with my summer vacation

College is good for two things, and neither of those things are getting a job afterwards.
Zach Newcott, Writer • September 4, 2009
College is good for two things, and neither of those things are getting a job afterwards.

Living well at Biola

It makes sense to think carefully about what to spend one’s time doing, considering the potential that these four – or more – years are rumored to offer.
Hannah Roberts, Writer • September 3, 2009
It makes sense to think carefully about what to spend one’s time doing, considering the potential that these four – or more – years are rumored to offer.

Goodbye from the chief

The problem with print journalism is that it never goes away. Online, I can wipe away a blog post into oblivion. An editor can strike out a typo or a misspelling on an article and pretend it never happened.
Michelle Rindels, Writer • May 15, 2009
The problem with print journalism is that it never goes away. Online, I can wipe away a blog post into oblivion. An editor can strike out a typo or a misspelling on an article and pretend it never happened.

What’s so bad about a little cuss word?

I have to admit, I have had a few choice words when I am upset. I have cursed everything from my laptop to my own idiocy when I forget something important. I am sure most of us, although I am making a conjecture, have at one time or another cursed out loud or in our minds.
Prudence, Writer • May 14, 2009
I have to admit, I have had a few choice words when I am upset. I have cursed everything from my laptop to my own idiocy when I forget something important. I am sure most of us, although I am making a conjecture, have at one time or another cursed out loud or in our minds.

Saying goodbye — and roommate tension at Ikea

It's official. I have decided to move out of my old apartment. Strangely, despite their own consideration to move, my roommates have taken the initiative to fill our apartment with new furniture from Ikea, which as far as home furnishing goes is one step below Legos, yet one step above Mega Blocks.
Zach Newcott, Writer • May 14, 2009
It's official. I have decided to move out of my old apartment. Strangely, despite their own consideration to move, my roommates have taken the initiative to fill our apartment with new furniture from Ikea, which as far as home furnishing goes is one step below Legos, yet one step above Mega Blocks.

Four things a Biolan must do

In a world of choices, why did you choose Biola? Was it the fountain, the bell tower or the really nice track field elevated above the parking lot? ... There are four essential activities that all Biola students must participate in before graduating.
George Garcia, Writer • May 12, 2009
In a world of choices, why did you choose Biola? Was it the fountain, the bell tower or the really nice track field elevated above the parking lot? ... There are four essential activities that all Biola students must participate in before graduating.

Flu fear goes too far

Over the past two weeks there has been media craze over an impending pandemic outbreak of swine flu. In airports around the country, people don masks, and in Mexico all schools are shut down and businesses are slowly closing. On the brink of disaster, the global community waits and fears the worst.
Kyle Gilbertson, Writer • May 6, 2009
Over the past two weeks there has been media craze over an impending pandemic outbreak of swine flu. In airports around the country, people don masks, and in Mexico all schools are shut down and businesses are slowly closing. On the brink of disaster, the global community waits and fears the worst.

A contextual argument

Question: Girl - “How do I get guys who don't know who I am and I'm not in any classes with, to notice and like me?”
Axel Geirmek, Writer • May 4, 2009
Question: Girl - “How do I get guys who don't know who I am and I'm not in any classes with, to notice and like me?”

How are we praising?

It’s time to play a game. Here are some phrases from both hymns and contemporary worship songs. It’s your job to distinguish between the two. The answers are at the bottom.
TK Jaros, Writer • May 4, 2009
It’s time to play a game. Here are some phrases from both hymns and contemporary worship songs. It’s your job to distinguish between the two. The answers are at the bottom.

Global warming: A valid concern

The fallacy of generalization happens quite often. It is not uncommon, while standing with a group of friends, to hear someone say something like “all chick flicks are so ushy-gushy, I can’t stand ’em.” At the risk of overanalyzing small-time comments, it is quite common for generalizations to become the socially accepted definition of a term. Case in point: global warming.
April 1, 2009
The fallacy of generalization happens quite often. It is not uncommon, while standing with a group of friends, to hear someone say something like “all chick flicks are so ushy-gushy, I can’t stand ’em.” At the risk of overanalyzing small-time comments, it is quite common for generalizations to become the socially accepted definition of a term. Case in point: global warming.

Birds of a feather

The newest piece by The Chimes humor columnist, Zach Newcott
I have only ever eaten duck once. On the other hand, I have had numerous experiences visiting the nearby public park and realizing I have nowhere to sit due to the plethora of duck poop on every bench. With this in mind there has always been a vast incongruousness to the give-and-take relationship between the ducks and me: I don't eat nearly enough duck to justify my consistent lack of benches. I thought we had a deal. Instead, I'm getting robbed. Robbed by poultry.
March 31, 2009
I have only ever eaten duck once. On the other hand, I have had numerous experiences visiting the nearby public park and realizing I have nowhere to sit due to the plethora of duck poop on every bench. With this in mind there has always been a vast incongruousness to the give-and-take relationship between the ducks and me: I don't eat nearly enough duck to justify my consistent lack of benches. I thought we had a deal. Instead, I'm getting robbed. Robbed by poultry.

Tips from the bad boy

**Q** - "I’m a nice guy, and I honestly never get the girls. Or the one girl I want. Why does the ‘bad boy’ always get the girls?" **A** - My friend, like you, I have often pondered this question. For the longest time I thought just as you probably have: “I'm a nice guy, I pay for everything, I'm supportive, and I always treat women with respect. So why would girls not like me?” It's a puzzling question. But there really is a method to a bad boy’s madness, and you don't have to be a jerk to take some pointers from his seemingly evil but suave ways.
March 31, 2009
**Q** - "I’m a nice guy, and I honestly never get the girls. Or the one girl I want. Why does the ‘bad boy’ always get the girls?" **A** - My friend, like you, I have often pondered this question. For the longest time I thought just as you probably have: “I'm a nice guy, I pay for everything, I'm supportive, and I always treat women with respect. So why would girls not like me?” It's a puzzling question. But there really is a method to a bad boy’s madness, and you don't have to be a jerk to take some pointers from his seemingly evil but suave ways.
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