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The Chimes
The Student News Site of Biola University

The Chimes
The Student News Site of Biola University

The Chimes

Hear my Parking Lot Screams Oh Ye Insolent Trucks

A pen drawing of an oversized truck occupying two parking spots and pushing against smaller cars around it.
If ye have a truck there go to another parking lot with larger spaces for thine mammoth vehicle.
Ashley Newman, Staff Writer • April 25, 2025

Oh ye trucks parked in the lot  I cannot find one spot Do ye hear me scream? Do ye hear me sob?    In this small parking lot  There is a lesson to be taught  When ye see two spots  Thine eyes seem to cross  So that ye see not two,  But one just for you.   The...