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All-Nighter 101

As college is slowly coming to an end and I look back on all that I've experienced — the ups, the downs, the good times and bad — I can't help but think to myself: My goodness, how many all-nighters did I pull? I knew from the beginning they would be unavoidable. They're the ultimate college-work-ethic stereotype. But it wasn't until I sat in deep reflection that I realized they're more than just a stereotype. They're a way of life.

As we stare into the face of death (final exam week), I've decided to devote my column to what I am sure has aided so many sleepless nights for college students near and far, that which will continue to be there for us through the ups, the downs, the good times and bad, and that which has become my personal knight and shining armor: the ultimate all-nighter how-to list.

First I will define “all-nighter” for all of you new students who got away with not pulling one. An all-nighter, at least in my book, is any night where the sun comes up before you go to sleep. If the sun comes up at 6:30 a.m. and you go to sleep at 7:30 a.m., that’s an all-nighter.

The first ingredient in pulling a successful all-nighter is motivation. There are lots of reasons why you could pull one, but I think the best is homework. There are those nights when you realize you have a boatload of homework due the following morning and there is no way you can waste time sleeping. When one of those nights comes along, you’re set. Light the midnight candle (but not in your dorm).

Here is what you need to do to stay awake:

•Drink coffee/tea/etc., but not so much that you end up shaking. Just enough to keep awake. Caffeine makes your heart beat faster, which keeps you going. According to Yahoo Health, what actually happens is the caffeine goes directly to your brain and attaches itself to nerve endings blocking your body’s naturally occurring adenosine chemical from attaching to those same nerve endings. Your body releases more adenosine, begins to panic because there is no effect, and adrenaline is released in small amounts as a defense mechanism that increases your heart rate. It also helps to have a drink you like. Treat yourself while you’re torturing yourself. I prefer Red Bull or Dr Pepper.

•Eat a meal. You have to realize that you are extending your day to be about 50 percent longer. If you are on a three-meal diet, an all-nighter calls for at least one more meal. I find 3 a.m. to be a good time to eat. It’s also important not to eat fatty foods that will make you sleepy. No one wants to jeopardize their all-nighter with a sudden food coma. Foods with carbs, such as cereal or pasta, give you energy to keep going and will help to reduce any nausea from sleep deprivation.

•Shower. Washing your face is good, too. Cold water will refresh you. It also helps you stay clean.

•Listen to music. None of the classical stuff. Loud music. Music with beats, bass and blaring riffs. I usually go for something that is mentally stimulating.

•If you can afford to, take breaks. I’ve found 30 minutes of surfing the Internet to be especially effective at refreshing my batteries between hours of boring, monotonous homework.

•As a last resort, get up and walk around. Walking gets your blood flowing. If you are in your dorm and you are about to pass out on your desk, walk around the hallway. It also helps you think, in case your mind is about to explode.

All of these things are extremely helpful when you start to feel drowsy, and the key to making them work is to spread out the various techniques over the course of the night (unless multiple showers sounds like a good idea to you).

There are also things you should definitely not do, if you want to see the sunrise:

•Don’t lie down. Don’t say you are just going to “put your head down for a second” because when you raise it up again, it will be the next day. Your homework will most likely be covered in drool, too. The point is to keep moving.

•As I said before, don’t eat fatty food. A hamburger and french fries are not power food.

•Don’t turn the lights out. Any reminders that it’s nighttime and you should be sleeping are bad. Shine a flashlight in your eyes if you need to.

•And last, but not least, don’t be a wimp. You have to be hardcore. You want that all-nighter. You need that all-nighter. You will get that all-nighter.

So let’s say you’ve finished your all-nighter, and it’s the morning after. It’s time to greet the new day with a big smile and say, “Hey, all you happy, well-rested wimps. I didn’t sleep at all, and I’m OK with that.”

Go forward with confidence, remember to take your homework with you, and be sure to catch up on your sleep.

Happy studying!

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